[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
we aint fucking around we just like to flirt, there’s a difference we love the chase :(
STOP JUSTIFYING YALL DOG ASS WAY FLIZZY
White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)
Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds