haleycomet:

i literally never get tired of this post

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onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

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silky-trickle:

gimmekayla:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

fertile-mind-seeks-water:

HHHMMMMMMMM!!!

we aint fucking around we just like to flirt, there’s a difference  we love the chase :(

STOP JUSTIFYING YALL DOG ASS WAY FLIZZY

Finally

silky-trickle:

gimmekayla:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

fertile-mind-seeks-water:

HHHMMMMMMMM!!!

we aint fucking around we just like to flirt, there’s a difference  we love the chase :(

STOP JUSTIFYING YALL DOG ASS WAY FLIZZY

Finally

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onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.

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  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
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"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

mysharona1987:

"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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genderlesscat:

ranetree:

I fucking love this movie

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flatbootyvevo:

my anaconda don’t want none unless ur gonna pay my college funds

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wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

image

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